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Welcome to Jordan’s Movie Guide. As you can probably guess, my name’s Jordan. Right off the bat, you should know I am by no means a professional movie critic. I’m not even an amateur one. So if you are looking for that on this site, you’re going to be very disappointed. I’m a police officer in my day (and sometimes night) job. Past that I’m just a regular guy who loves a cold beer, sports, the beach, and most importantly movies. I watch as many movies as I can and this is just a medium for me to talk about them with you, whether you are family members, personal friends, or just random fellow movie lovers. I keep my reviews simple and to the point. I watch movies to be entertained and my reviews reflect that. And hopefully you will find some entertainment in the reviews themselves.  Feel free to leave comments on the reviews. I’m doing this as a way to talk movie. So let’s do it.

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Justice League Movie Review

justice league

Wow, a DC movie that I didn’t find completely underwhelming and disappointing.

In Justice League, some of DC’s most famous superheroes including Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, Superman, Aquaman, and Cyborg, team up to stop Earth’s next great threat- A CGI video game character named Steppenwolf. Pretty sure it’s not the “Magic Carpet Ride” band but still waiting for confirmation on that.

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Thor Ragnarok Movie Review

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Best Marvel movie, like some are saying? Nah. Best Thor movie yet? Easily.

Thor Ragnarok is the 226th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the 435th superhero movie of the past 3 years. This one follows Thor in his third standalone feature, this time trying to make his way back home to save it from his evil sister. Oh, and he teams up with the Hulk, because… why not i guess?

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The Founder Movie Review

I’ve been to McDonalds plenty of times in my life. Did I ever care about how it was founded? Nope. Did this movie make me more interested? Ehhh… it tries.

The Founder is about a man named Ray Kroc (Michael Keaton) who does everything he can to steal buy and control McDonalds. This leaves him at odds with the original owners, played by Nick Offerman and John Carroll Lynch.

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Favorite Movie Scenes 2: Georgie meets Pennywise IT (2017)

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that I was supposed to do these weekly and haven’t done one in a month, or the fact that this was supposed to be released on Halloween… which was almost a week ago. Anyway, here’s the second edition of my favorite movie scenes, this one coming from a very recent movie.

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It (2017) Movie Review

Yep. Clowns are still terrifying.

It is an adaptation of Stephen King’s classic horror novel. The movie focuses on the half of the book dealing with a group of children in the town of Derry who must face off against an evil, child-eating clown who also takes the form of anything the children fear most. The children must face their fears and join together to defeat the evil Pennywise and protect their town.

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Favorite Movie Scenes 1: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Tank Scene

So, I’ve decided to start a new little series here on the site. I’ve been trying to think of new things to do after running low on Top 10 ideas. I may go back to that at some point, but for now I’m trying this: Sharing some of my personal favorite scenes in movies. The first one I’m looking at is the tank scene from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. See it here:

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War for the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

war for the planet of the apes

Look out Nolan’s Batman, Lord of the Rings, Toy Story, and the original Star Wars. With this installment, we’ve got a new trilogy in the mix for best ever.

War for the Planet of the Apes is the final installment following Caesar in his fight against the remnants of the U.S. military. This time things get personal and Caesar seeks revenge on the military leader, played by Woody Harrelson.

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